I PHONE - TALES OF MY LIFE IN YOUR GREASY HANDS

Once upon a time, a phone was loved. Admired. Then someone put him in a pink, glittery unicorn case— and THAT was just the beginning of the end. Part tantrum. Part therapy. 100% hilarious. From the dizzying highs of being adored like royalty to the sticky lows of toothpaste splatter and an encounter with a canine that changed it’s life forever (ok, maybe like for a micro-minute), I, Phone is the laugh-out-loud memoir of a smartphone that just wants a little respect... and maybe revenge.... Short. Savage. Uncomfortably relatable. Perfect for anyone who’s yelled, “Where’s my phone?” while holding it, blamed it for a 1% battery, or let a dog drool on a $1,000 rectangle. Basically, if you think your phone would file an HR complaint if it could—this book is for you. Warning: After reading, you may never look at your phone the same way again.